Iskureplat
21 12 2008Sain kaveriltani älyttömän hyviä “kristittyjen iskurepliikkejä”. Ajattelin jakaa nämä kultaiset neuvot myös teidän kanssanne, joten keräsin niistä muutamia ja tässä ne tulee. Voitte sulatella näitä joulun yli ja rohkaistua sitten keväällä Glow-illoissa
En takaa näiden toimivuutta!
1. “nice bible.”
2. “is this pew taken?”
3. “for you i would slay two Goliaths”
4. “i would go through more than Job for you”
5. “you are perfect, except with all the sin.”
6. “when Moses struck the rock, water flowed from it like a river. i promise i will never strike you.”
7.”you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you.”
8. “what, this here? oh.. thats my study bible - it’s a little bigger but i can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight.”
9. “shall we tithe?”
10. “at points in my life i have been referred to as Samson”
11. “the word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?”
12. “im not like those other Christ Church guys.”
13. “i believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
14. “can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?”
15. “now i know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
16. “your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead”
17. “do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you”
18. “if you say no, im going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head..”
19. “if you say no, i’m going on a pilgrimage.”
20. “unfortunately i cant perform miracles and ive only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.”
21. “i really like your spirituality, it goes well with that shirt.”
22. “if we were around with noah… then you, me… pair.”
23. “i sit with my mum at church”
24. “who’s your favorite apostle?”
25. “i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder”
Näitä riittäis vielä vaikka kuinka, mutta kun oot lukenu nää, niin voit kertoo, mikä näistä vois olla SUN mielestä toimivin ![]()
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